It’s good to be home after

  • one Jewish lesbian wedding
  • visiting six states, and five of their capitols
  • driving 2,780 miles
  • hiking another 28
  • burning 87.44 gallons of gasoline, creating 1,696 pounds of carbon dioxide
  • purchasing 100 oysters, consuming 30, and donating 50 to an Oregon state park ranger
  • observing two grizzlies swimming in a lake by our campsite
  • snuggling one baby tiger